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7-Eleven’s Newest Service? Air Shaft Wifi!

7-Eleven Internet CafeNever mind that silly key copying kiosk, the best service to come out of the newish 7-Eleven on Avenue A is the air shaft Internet cafe!

In the past few weeks, 7-Eleven employees have been aggravating their neighbors by filling their apartments with cigarette smoke, pot smoke and covering the streets with garbage. But it looks like the kids are making up for it by opening a free Internet cafe in the air shaft! It seems all one needs to do to gain access is befriend an employee.

All kidding aside, it begs the question – where is the manager?

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