It’s been a while since we checked in on 7-Eleven’s wide range of nauseating, food-like products so when we were tipped off to their latest caloric abomination – the Chili Mango Slurpee – we couldn’t help asking, “who would this product appeal to?” The answer? Nobody!
Cut to the 7-Eleven Facebook page:
“Spicy? That part doesnt sound good at all…”
“This is as stupid as a mango flavored taco…”
“Spicy and slurpee shouldn’t be in the same sentence…”
“It was the worst thing I ever have tasted…”
“Eww who’s idea was this….”
Maybe they should revisit the mashed potato vending machine.