No 7-Eleven

Resisting Chain Stores and Corporate Control

Photos from Today’s No 7-Eleven Rally in the East Village

Thank you to everyone who attended the ‘No 7-Eleven’ rally in the East Village today!

No 7-Eleven Rally - Photo by Steven Hirsch

Photo by Steven Hirsch

For more photos of the rally in Tompkins Square Park read At today’s ‘No 7-Eleven’ rally in the East Village on EV Grieve and check out the ‘NO 7-11’ PEACEFUL PROTEST Facebook photo set by East Village Hawkeye.

No 7-Eleven Rally Sunday 2PM in TSP

No 7-ElevenJoin ‘No 7-Eleven’ this Sunday at 2PM in Tompkins Square Park for a fun anti 7-Eleven rally! Spin the Community Wheel of Fortune! Convert those chains to local businesses and win a prize! We’ll have Stop 7-Eleven pins and No 7-Eleven stickers. Come out, say hi and support local business!

No 7-Eleven and Reverend Billy in Tompkins Square Park

Reverend Billy - No 7-Eleven‘No 7-Eleven’ and Reverend Billy from The Church of Stop Shopping took to Tompkins Square Park yesterday to spread some Localujah!

First there was the Community Wheel of Fortune [Video], a mash-up of sterile corporatization with entities like Stunkin’ Dobucks, Chase Blank, CVS Duane Raid, Denny McSubwhop and, of course, 7-Eleven. Kids from the neighborhood spun the wheel to convert these ubiquitous chain stores into neighborhood-friendly local businesses. They each won a new Stop 7-Eleven pin. Localujah!

Then there were the plays! In Converting NYC Bodegas to 7-Elevens [Video], a spokeswoman from 7-Eleven comes all the way to New York City from Texas with the help of her “corporate app map app” and speaks to a local bodega owner about converting his bodega to a shiny new 7-Eleven! The local bodega owner is shocked to learn his store is a “target” because the East Village is “underserved.” (He’s also puzzled by the spokeswoman’s interest in the North Village!)

The 7-Eleven spokeswoman explains the conversion process: The 7-Eleven corporate headquarters in the great state of Texas will subsidize the bodega turned 7-Eleven until all the local competition is dead, then eliminate any excess like, for example, the bodega owner’s new 7-Eleven franchise! What a plan!

In the other plays, 7-Eleven threatens to bring their own local color to the neighborhood, bright orange, green and red,  make a failed attempt at slam poetry, “Roses are Dead! Violets Suck! Indy Stores are Shit Outta Luck!,” and brag about their 48,000 locations worldwide. What culture! Unfortunately there was no mentioned of the infamous 7-Eleven mashed potato vending machine.

You can watch a roundup of the afternoon’s festivities here.

Reverend Billy - No 7-Eleven

The Community Wheel of Fortune

No 7-Eleven - Community Wheel of Fortune